What size are these pants?

I’m not sure. Let me look at the “but chart.”

I know it’s the wrong type of but BUT it’s still funny. You could also read the tag as “butch art,” a booth I checked out once at a gay pride event.

These pants are on sale at the Walmart down the street from us. Don’t everyone hurry out at once  or you’ll overwhelm the clothing department. Besides asking “what size are these pants?” First ask yourself if you even want khaki pants.

Come to think of it, this isn’t the first fabric funny at Walmart.

When I lived in Vermont, my local Walmart had screen printed sweatshirts with the stereotypical full Vermonty scenes on them: maple trees and rolling hills and whatnot. I could NOT pass up on a green sweatshirt with a red covered bridge. Yes it was beautiful but it had also been printed upside down. It was like Chinglish but on American soil and I had to have it. I only wore it a few times before donating it but I hope its next owners got the same chuckle out of it that I did.

A Walmart in Idaho rolled out their Christmas jammies for Black Friday. I’ve never been, but I suppose if you go to Idaho and want a souvenir, you probably want it to reference the state you’re really in.

There was this gem in Canada. Had I seen it in person I probably would’ve bought it too. It took me a minute to find the flaw but once I identified it, I couldn’t stifle my giggles. Drop us a comment if you need a hint. Canadian Walmarts seem to struggle with their clothing section on a couple different levels. Here’s a less humorous example of cringey copyright infringement.

I’m just talking about the clothes that Walmart sells, let alone what the shoppers are actually wearing. It’s clear that some shoppers never question the size of their pants. Or the color, style or logic behind their decisions. Here’s a great compilation of some classic customers.

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